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State-of-the-Union fitness plan

I’m afraid my weight loss efforts haven’t been going all that well. I’m eating a little better, not a lot — but I haven’t gotten any exercise routine yet. I think I’ve finally figured out a new program that will work for me….it’s called the State-of-the-Union fitness plan. Tape the State-of-the-Union address, watch it — and stand up and clap with the audience each time. Before you know it those pounds will melt away.

Gack. It’s sad that I was interested to watch the address, but could only make it through about 5 minutes before the ovations drove me nuts.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2002 at 1:57 pm and is filed under Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

One Response to “State-of-the-Union fitness plan”

  1. Seth Dillingham Says:
    January 30th, 2002 at 2:18 pm

    On 1/30/2002 at 2:03 PM, Greg Pierce wrote:

    >Gack. It’s sad that I was interested to watch the address, but
    >could only make it through about 5 minutes before the ovations drove
    >me nuts.

    http://www.truerwords.net/515

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