Agile Tortoise » Humor http://greg.agiletortoise.com Greg Pierce's blog Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:17:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Magnetic ribbons http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2007/08/04/magnetic-ribbons/ http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2007/08/04/magnetic-ribbons/#comments Sat, 04 Aug 2007 14:21:17 +0000 greg http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2007/08/04/magnetic-ribbons/

The Asylum Street Spankers’ tribute to magnetic ribbons is brilliant. Love these guys. Watch some of their other ones while you’re there.

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I’m really tired of seeing this guy:

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He’s everywhere. I see him on website support pages all over. I see him on printed documentation. I guess he’s “Support Guy #1″ in some stock photo collection or something…but I don’t really care to see him anymore!

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]]> http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2007/08/01/that-call-center-guy/feed/ 1 iGrill http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2007/04/25/igrill/ http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2007/04/25/igrill/#comments Wed, 25 Apr 2007 19:03:30 +0000 greg http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2007/04/25/igrill/

OK, the iGrill is one of the funniest new products I’ve seen in quite a while. It’s an iPod-ready George Foreman grill with built in speakers and USB connection.

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The sad truth, in cartoons.

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]]> http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2006/12/20/projects/feed/ 0 Cubicle song http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2006/05/25/cubicle-song/ http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2006/05/25/cubicle-song/#comments Thu, 25 May 2006 13:35:21 +0000 greg http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2006/05/25/cubicle-song/

Pretty funny stuff.

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]]> http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2006/05/25/cubicle-song/feed/ 0 New SMS delivery option http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2005/09/28/new-sms-delivery-option/ http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2005/09/28/new-sms-delivery-option/#comments Wed, 28 Sep 2005 14:06:26 +0000 greg http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2005/09/28/new-sms-delivery-option/

To heck with SMS, I need this for email.

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]]> http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2005/09/28/new-sms-delivery-option/feed/ 0 Flying Spagetti Monster http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2005/08/30/flying-spagetti-monster/ http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2005/08/30/flying-spagetti-monster/#comments Tue, 30 Aug 2005 20:02:56 +0000 greg http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2005/08/30/flying-spagetti-monster/

I’m all for seeing things from all sides.

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]]> http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2005/08/30/flying-spagetti-monster/feed/ 0 Black NASA http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2005/05/04/black-nasa/ http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2005/05/04/black-nasa/#comments Wed, 04 May 2005 17:28:17 +0000 greg http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2005/05/04/black-nasa/

Thanks to Seth for pointing me to the Old Negro Space Program video. It’s just plain funny in general, particularly for anyone who’s a fan of PBS documentaries.

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David Lee Roth training to be an EMT. In other news, jealous Sammy Hagar enters John’s Hopkins Medical School.

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]]> http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/11/16/and-the-ambulance-will-rock/feed/ 0 Don’t blame the mouse http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/11/09/dont-blame-the-mouse/ http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/11/09/dont-blame-the-mouse/#comments Tue, 09 Nov 2004 14:59:39 +0000 greg http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/11/09/dont-blame-the-mouse/

I think Seth may have more of a whodunnit on his hands than he wants to admit.

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]]> http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/11/09/dont-blame-the-mouse/feed/ 0 Death of Democracy http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/09/17/death-of-democracy/ http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/09/17/death-of-democracy/#comments Fri, 17 Sep 2004 14:51:31 +0000 greg http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/09/17/death-of-democracy/

This had me LOL.

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]]> http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/09/17/death-of-democracy/feed/ 1 Fart FAQ http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/09/15/fart-faq/ http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/09/15/fart-faq/#comments Wed, 15 Sep 2004 18:54:51 +0000 greg http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/09/15/fart-faq/

Way more than you ever wanted to know about farts.

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]]> http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/09/15/fart-faq/feed/ 0 This Land http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/07/22/this-land/ http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/07/22/this-land/#comments Thu, 22 Jul 2004 19:20:30 +0000 greg http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/07/22/this-land/

My Dad just pointed me to This Land. Very funny!

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]]> http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/07/22/this-land/feed/ 0 Damn good deals http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/07/20/damn-good-deals/ http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/07/20/damn-good-deals/#comments Tue, 20 Jul 2004 21:11:11 +0000 greg http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/07/20/damn-good-deals/

I just got a call from Dell. Clearly from their “overseas” operation in India. They were trying to sell me peripherals and such to go with the systems I’ve purchased. It was the oddest conversation I’ve had in some time. The guy clearly had a script to work from, but it seemed like a script written in India. He went on about how appreciative Dell was of the “businesses that are coming from us”, etc. It was awkward, but very formal. Finally started LOL when he explained that because those “businesses that are coming from us” he could offer me deals I would not believe on peripherals. “For example,” he said, “surely you are looking for flat panel monitors for your systems. Dell has damn good deals for me to give to you.”

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]]> http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/07/20/damn-good-deals/feed/ 0 that’s not funny http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/05/24/thats-not-funny/ http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/05/24/thats-not-funny/#comments Mon, 24 May 2004 21:23:29 +0000 greg http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/05/24/thats-not-funny/

i am waiting on a plane at the houston airport. the intercom just came on and warned, “jokes about security may result in your arrest.” glad they warned me.

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]]> http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/05/24/thats-not-funny/feed/ 0 A message for email forwarders http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/04/06/a-message-for-email-forwarders/ http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/04/06/a-message-for-email-forwarders/#comments Tue, 06 Apr 2004 17:38:03 +0000 greg http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/04/06/a-message-for-email-forwarders/

Do you find yourself compelled to forward email crap to all your friends and loved ones? Here’s a message for you.

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What else can I say.

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]]> http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/03/05/carrots-of-love/feed/ 0 Not my kind of doctor http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/02/24/not-my-kind-of-doctor/ http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/02/24/not-my-kind-of-doctor/#comments Tue, 24 Feb 2004 22:34:37 +0000 greg http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/02/24/not-my-kind-of-doctor/

Does this doctor really have patients?

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]]> http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/02/24/not-my-kind-of-doctor/feed/ 0 Useful dialog of the day http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/02/23/useful-dialog-of-the-day/ http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/02/23/useful-dialog-of-the-day/#comments Mon, 23 Feb 2004 16:19:24 +0000 greg http://greg.agiletortoise.com/2004/02/23/useful-dialog-of-the-day/

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Just popped up after logon on my work mac.

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