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Ballad of Bilbo Baggins

There’s a strange resemblance between Hobbit ears and Vulcan ears, don’t you think?

Wednesday, September 17th, 2003. Posted in Humor | No Comments »>

Traffic hell

Yikes!

Tuesday, September 9th, 2003. Posted in Humor | No Comments »>

OpenOffice Writer: For all your TPS Reports

I’ve got the RedHat 9 installer running on a machine on the desk behind me. I happen to glance over, and what’s on the splash screen? “OpenOffice.org Writer: For all your TPS Reports.” in a really pretty graphic and everything.
Man, Office Space is one of my favorite movies, but I never expected jokes [...]

Friday, August 29th, 2003. Posted in Humor, Technology | No Comments »>

Why you shouldn’t marry a web designer…

Because he’ll spend all his time doing the wedding website instead of actually planning the wedding.

Thursday, August 7th, 2003. Posted in Humor | No Comments »>

Note to ESPN.com

When flipping photographs, review for text content.

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2003. Posted in Humor | No Comments »>

RE: Hey, I’m a programmer. I almost forgot.

Oh, yea. I’m definitely a programmer. I found this funny.

Friday, July 18th, 2003. Posted in Humor, Technology | No Comments »>

Go Hippo, Go Hippo, Go

Meet Kozo.

Wednesday, July 16th, 2003. Posted in Humor | 1 Comment »>

Fun with slugs

Slugs are pretty smart!

Friday, June 20th, 2003. Posted in Humor | No Comments »>

When work just isn’t fun

Go fly a helicopter.

Wednesday, June 18th, 2003. Posted in Games, Humor | No Comments »>

Heh

I was seeing what was going on at my old graduate department at Western Kentucky University. Glad to see they have a sense of humor — see the last graduate assistant at the bottom of the page.

Monday, June 2nd, 2003. Posted in Humor | No Comments »>

Top 5 things I learned from American Idol

5. Ford will do anything to sell cars.
4. There’s something to be said for professional makeovers.
3. The unmodulated, impromtu key change is severly overused in modern popular music…due to it’s ability to feign a heightened sense of drama in an otherwise repetitive song.
2. Neil Sedaka is still alive.
1. Bigger is better.

Thursday, May 22nd, 2003. Posted in Humor, TV | No Comments »>

Nice guitar

Look close at the pictures.

Tuesday, May 20th, 2003. Posted in Humor | 1 Comment »>

Go in the dark

Hmm, our toilet seat just broke yesterday. May need one of these.

Thursday, May 15th, 2003. Posted in Humor | No Comments »>

Dell’s elated

This is the first paragraph of a support e-mail I just got from Dell regarding an open warranty issue:

Thank you for using Dell Esupport and Services. We appreciate
the opportunity to assist you. I am elated to serve an esteemed
customer like you and customer satisfaction is our main priority
and I assure you it is our hope [...]

Wednesday, May 7th, 2003. Posted in Humor, Technology | 1 Comment »>

RE: Cocoon list silliness

The Cocoon list thread just keeps going downhill…

Can I tike a divX movie and extract from it all the scenes that has a tree
AND a dog in it, and transform them to a CorelDraw drawing using Cocoon ?

…and…

Can I take that same movie, extract the scene with the dog, and
transform it into a holographic image [...]

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